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Amazon Tribal Chief Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Adolf Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by an antifascist. President Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize before he had accomplished anything as President of the United States of America. Gandhi was nominated but never received the prize

The Nobel Peace Prize has a mixed-bag history. Nobel intended the prize to go to someone who had done the most to bridge nations and reduce the presence of armies in the world. But sometimes it seems this prize was a political stick.

Take the 1973 prize, for example. We all know how the Vietnam war turned out. Nobody won. We left the place a sordid mess of toxic napalm and bastard children. And yet, the 1973 Peace Prize went to U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger and Vietnamese politician Le Duc Tho.

Tho wisely declined the prize. He understood the absurdity of the move and wanted nothing to do with false recognition.

Is The Prize a Joke?

Is the prize a joke? After Obama’s nomination and decoration, conservative pundits shat on the award. And for good reason.

Sure, Barack Obama was the first black President. This gave minorities a voice in America they had never known. This was an honorable and beautiful thing.

And it’s true, he promised an era of peace. He promised to reduce armies and close Guantanamo. And he tried. But the prize wasn’t about promises but action. And Obama ultimately failed at bringing about what he’d promised. Guantanamo is still open and torturing people. We’re still in Afghanistan. And the world isn’t much safer than it was when Obama entered office.

Disparate Examples Are Poor Representation

Pointing to disparate nominations isn’t the best way to characterize a prize. These prizes only represent a small fraction of the 99 prizes awarded.

Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela, Mother Teresa, Jimmy Carter, Teddy Roosevelt. Nobody could argue that these people deserve don’t deserve the prize they received. And you can’t argue that the prize always goes to powerful individuals. Mother Teresa never accepted a position of authority. MLK Jr. served his people and worked hard for liberation.

And not every awardee is someone you’d know. For example, who is Wangari Muta Maathai? Or Alva Myrdal?

We’re coming up on another Nobel Peace Prize announcement on October 11 of 2019. Nominees are cropping up. One such nominee is Raoni Metuktire. Here’s who he is and why he’s been nominated.

The Chief Who’s Trying to Save The World

News cycles feel like IRL chicken little scenarios. A headline bursts onto the stage declaring the immanent skyfall. Social medialites shout “The sky is falling!” Half the internet freaks out. And then we move onto the next skyfall event.

Bolsonaro’s burning of the Brazilian Rainforest felt similar. And now it’s mostly disappeared from social media. People care for a moment and then move on with their lives.

A few people in this world haven’t moved on. Why? Because this disaster is real and it’s threatening their very existence.

Chief Raoni of the Kayapo is one of those voices. He’s actively seeking global support to combat the Brazilian president’s torturous landgrab. He’s seeking to bring his own tribe’s indigenous struggle in Brazil to the foreground.

And now a group of environmentalist and anthropologists have nominated him to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for 2019. They’re seeking to make him a living symbol of the fight for the rainforest and for indigenous people in the Amazon.

Will he win? It would mean a fund of $1 million to help his cause. It would mean global recognition. And it might mean forcing Bolsanaro to recognize his own involvement in the destruction of a valuable world asset.

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Random Life Experience #1: The Devil is in the Dentistry or How to Deal With Dental Anxiety

I’m starting a series of “Random Life Experiences Blogs” for my site. Please enjoy and know I can be a little odd at times.

I took my cat’s Xanax today.

She’s not going to need it. Barring an emergency evacuation, we aren’t going to travel with her any time soon.

But Xanax is now the only way I can survive a dental appointment. Why? Because when I was a child, nobody cared how children felt.

To the adults in my parent’s generation and above, you couldn’t reason with a child. If they squirmed or cried out in the dentist chair, it just indicated belligerence and never true discomfort or pain.

I suffered a lot of cavities as a child and young adult. I could have had an acidic mouth. Or maybe it was just the copious amounts of Mountain Dew Code Red I consumed as a middle-schooler. Either way, my dental office experiences were many.

For the longest time, my mother would order laughing gas during my procedures. Once a recreational drug in the 1920s, nitrous oxide eventually became the staple of some dental pain management styles. I don’t know what it’s supposed to do, but every time they placed that suffocation machine on my face, my world turned into a nightmare funhouse replete with mirrors, creepy clowns, and menacing buzzing bees.

The dentist would lie to me. He’d tell me, “if it hurts, just raise your hand and we’ll stop.” I would raise my hand. They wouldn’t stop. The assistant would force my hand down and the dentist would continue his infernal drilling. I swore once I saw the devil in his eyes.

Again, the assumption always seemed to be, “you can’t reason with a child, so why listen?”

I once found a decent dentist I felt I could trust. For a few years, I went to him and things were marginal. Some appointments were pain-free. Others not so much. I had to request another hygienist (these people can be more sadistic than any dentist “THIS. IS. HOW. YOU. FLOSS. YOUR. TEETH.” *leans into flossing motion and seemingly splits my jaw in half”).

For most of my life, dental visits were like a bad marriage. When more than 50% of your experiences are negative, you really should either fix something or file for divorce.

I divorced dentistry for about six years after moving away from the NW. Not only do I experience a little bit of social anxiety in new situations with professional strangers, I’m just terrified of dentistry by now.

Then I met my friend the dental hygienist. At first, I still procrastinated. Not only was I still having flashbacks to previous dental horrors, I was nervous about having a friend in my mouth. The only friends I’ve ever had in my mouth is my wife and former girlfriends.

But I eventually bit the drill. A tooth had chipped and needed repair.

I had recently read a few studies on pain management in dental procedures. Apparently, I wasn’t alone in my dentistry anxiety. Other people don’t like people sticking unpleasant things in their mouths too. And they found a correlation between patients who experience calm and patients who were nervous and the efficacy of dental anesthesia.

Those who were calm, the numbing agent worked properly. They needed fewer shots to numb the tooth. Those who experienced anxiety at the dentist needed multiple shots to numb the tooth and even then, the anesthetic only worked marginally.

Another studied the impact of anxiety medication on the efficacy of oral anesthetics in dentistry. They found that people who took the Xanax reported little to no pain after anesthetic and the people who took the sugar people reported a higher incidence of pain.

So, thank you Pebbles, for sharing your Xanax with me today. I promise you’ll have enough if we go on a trip together sometime. Just know that because of you, I felt next to nothing when the dentist was drilling away my old fillings.

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Hibernating Muse

Summer is writer’s block season.

Every summer, I involuntarily take a break from my almost daily writing habit. I spend the days kicking my hibernating muse in the side only to see it stretch, yawn, scratch its scrabble tiled face – which frankly needs a letter trim by mid-summer – roll over, and curl back up. Sometimes it talks in its sleep, and I catch a word or two hundred out of its drabble-gook, but that’s a very lucky day.

An approximation of my muse's damnable summer habit.
An approximation of my muse’s damnable summer habit.

Sometimes, during the summer, I get desperate and I borrow somebody else’s muse…

Ok, fine, you’re right, that’s a lie. Only a white one. I just steal muses, not a big deal, really…

Yes, I know it’s un-hygienic, damn it!

But what is a writer to do when his own damn muse is a lazy ass who falls asleep as soon as the temperature rises above seventy degrees Fahrenheit? And the muses I take are lonely chums people have neglected for centuries anyway. They’re practically dead already. I can hardly get a blog article out of some.

Don’t tell my muse I told you this, but I found one of my favorite muses floundering in Big Bear Creek near the Eagle Cap Wilderness in Oregon. The fellow was lanky and curly, with lexicon hair and ink-drop-eyes. I even bothered to name this one; its name was Lexi.

I liked Lexi better than any muse – including my own – and I could have channeled Lexi all year long if its owner hadn’t made a claim and taken Lexi away from me. I combed a whole a short story from Lexi’s hair. I miss that muse. Why couldn’t I have that muse?

Oh, and don’t tell my muse when it wakes up…it doesn’t even know I “borrow” other muses. I’m surprised it can’t smell them on me.